Tila Tequila – Because myspace is for skanks

Possibly the most successful ever Myspace self-marketer, Tila Tequila has 3,680,664 friends. All of whom she is obviously on a first name, intimate and personal basis with. They’re not just there to check out her undeniably tight Singaporean junk. Oh no…
I do not condone or approve of these vacuous, arms-length photo snapping, egotistical it girl knicker-flashing  slappers, but I do freely give the respect due to enormous, crass commercial success. Also: boobs.