The 10 Hottest 2009 Grammy Award Babes
#10 Lady GaGa – Lady GaGa appears to be slightly insane and a little on the skanky side. That’s a terrific combination.

#9 Miley Cyrus – I would say something about Miley’s hotness, but my lawyer told me that would be a bad idea.

#8 Hillary Scott (Lady Antebellum) - I’ve never really heard of the band and will probably never listen to their music, but Hillary’s a little hottie.


#6 Taylor Swift – My hottest grade school teacher was my second grade teacher Mrs. Taylor. She was hot and blonde just like Taylor Swift. Oh yeah, and my first babysitter’s name was Bonnie Booblets. True story. And she had nice booblets.

#5 Katy Perry - Katy better thank her cleavage if she wins a Grammy. She wouldn’t be where she is today without that cleavage.

#4 Beyonce – If it’s good for Jay-Z, then it’s good enough for me. That’s the motto I still live my life by today.

#3 Carrie Underwood - It might be time for Tony Romo to make a temporary switch back to a woman who’s not currently wearing mom jeans.


#1 Kylie Minogue - Kylie has been a stripper posing as a singer for quite some time now. She also has one of the best booties in the history of the business.





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