Music Catch
If you had been born in Japan, this would be your national sport. Standing in front of an arcade machine rhythmically slapping buttons faster and faster until you look like Neo on speed.
Of course your parents wouldn’t understand it, and would wonder why you couldn’t just put electric eels down your pants and see who could hang from their nostrils the longest, like they used to in the good old days. Theirs is a country where waterboarding is considered an amusing pastime and televised for the amusement of the masses. Bless their little silken kimonos.