Top 5 Girls Photobombed
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Anna Friel – A long way from Brookside
Anyhow here’s the usual little collection of suggestive snaps. Something about a flash of undies is more tittilating than a ghastly leaked sex tape a la Jordan, don’t you think?
Carla Bruni – Well If YOU Were President…
It’s midnight at the Presidential Mansion – you’re tired from a long day’s being rude to Americans and bloated from eating too much excellent cheese. Then in stalks this brunette vision of elegant French loveliness and the interminable politics and having to deal with that jowly scots oaf begins to seem worth it as she whispers that the Premier’s bubble bath is ready…
His Beak Can Hold More Than His Belly Can
More Deviant Art trawling comes up with this collection of scantily clad boilers – and unsurprisingly there is a truckload more of NSFW content on his page. It’s mostly kink but there are some very arty photos on there too, if you happen to be after that sort of thing. Now I’m going to watch that Mario video again…
Jo Schwab – Does it offend you, yeah?
Oh those cheeky bohemians – they’ve got the right idea. Swan around your Berlin penthouse studio squat in a loosely tied silk dressing gown, swinging a camera with a huge lens in one hand, a bottle of incredibly expensive vodka that you stole from a society party in the other and impassively smoking the long thin cigarette that hangs from your stubbly top lip. Somehow this kind of behaviour gives you the credibility required to call up strikingly good looking birds and have them come over to your pad specifically for the purpose of taking photgraphs of them in the altogether, and damned if they don’t look fabulous.
There’s a lot more of this guy’s rather great photography over here at his Deviant Art page, but since it’s gloriously NSFW, I won’t post it in the gallery – just go check it out when your boss isn’t looking over your shoulder.
Christine Badenhorst – High Quality Saffa Crumpet
FHM’s top model in 2009 – slim and sultry does it. Quite how she manages to maintain that complexion in the blazing S.A. sun I don’t know, but I’m not going to complain about it. Presumably the enormous and imposing bodyguards she must employ at all times block out not only the desperately impoverished black underclass but those harmful UV rays as well…
Tila Tequila – Because myspace is for skanks
Possibly the most successful ever Myspace self-marketer, Tila Tequila has 3,680,664 friends. All of whom she is obviously on a first name, intimate and personal basis with. They’re not just there to check out her undeniably tight Singaporean junk. Oh no…
I do not condone or approve of these vacuous, arms-length photo snapping, egotistical it girl knicker-flashing slappers, but I do freely give the respect due to enormous, crass commercial success. Also: boobs.
