FHM’s top model in 2009 – slim and sultry does it. Quite how she manages to maintain that complexion in the blazing S.A. sun I don’t know, but I’m not going to complain about it. Presumably the enormous and imposing bodyguards she must employ at all times block out not only the desperately impoverished black underclass but those harmful UV rays as well…
Possibly the most successful ever Myspace self-marketer, Tila Tequila has 3,680,664 friends. All of whom she is obviously on a first name, intimate and personal basis with. They’re not just there to check out her undeniably tight Singaporean junk. Oh no…
I do not condone or approve of these vacuous, arms-length photo snapping, egotistical it girl knicker-flashing slappers, but I do freely give the respect due to enormous, crass commercial success. Also: boobs.
