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Carla Bruni – Well If YOU Were President…

It’s midnight at the Presidential Mansion – you’re tired from a long day’s being rude to Americans and bloated from eating too much excellent cheese. Then in stalks this brunette vision of elegant French loveliness and the interminable politics and having to deal with that jowly scots oaf begins to seem worth it as she whispers that the Premier’s bubble bath is ready…

Christine Badenhorst – High Quality Saffa Crumpet

FHM’s top model in 2009 – slim and sultry does it. Quite how she manages to maintain that complexion in the blazing S.A. sun I don’t know, but I’m not going to complain about it. Presumably the enormous and imposing bodyguards she must employ at all times block out not only the desperately impoverished black underclass but those harmful UV rays as well…