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European Poker Tour Berlin Robbed by Six Gunmen with Machine Guns Live

European Poker Tour Berlin was robbed by six gunmen with machine guns.

South Africa Fifa Football 2010 World Cup Loves Meerkats

Claudia Lampe Porras May Be The Sexiest Female Basketball Player Ever

Claudia Lampe Porras may be the sexiest female basketball player ever.  Generally a woman who is 6 foot 2 doesn’t appeal to most men, and women associated with basketball (besides cheerleaders of course) are generally thought of as too manly for a man to be attracted too.  The WNBA is a great example.  There is not one woman in that entire sinking league that is even remotely considered a sex symbol.  Claudia may be the exception to that rule, however.

5 Hottest Women of Winter Sports

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Tanith Belbin
Skating

Another silver medalist from the 2006 games, Tanith Belbin is yet another Canadian on this list that has pimped themselves out to the US Olympic team (the twins are the other offenders). Tanith gets a lot of attention every time she competes, probably because her dirty ponytail-wearing male partner looks like a troll by comparison.

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Gretchen Bleiler
Snowboarding

Headliner for the 2010 US Snowboarding Team, Gretchen Bleiler gets bonus points for attaining such a level of hotness despite having a name that makes you picture a beastly figure. She won a silver medal at the 2006 games, but an FHM photo spread is how she won her way into our hearts.

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Kristi Leskinen
Skiing

Although she likely won’t be competing in the 2010 games, Kristi has a good following among the X-Games crowd because of her passion for videos and her record of being the first woman to land a 720 rodeo flip. Also, her reputation isn’t hurt by the fact that she’s quite easy on the eyes.

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Sarah Burke
Skiing

The only Canadians on the list not snagged up by the US Olympic team, sadly their Olympic team has passed on her as well. Don’t worry about Sarah though, Gunaxin will always leave a spot open for her on our team… in bed.

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Anna Semenovich
Skating

Former figure skater, attempted singer, and full-time hottie, Anna Semenovich retired from competition in 2001 to focus on creating a career out of her cleavage. Sure, she’s only barely an athlete but doesn’t take away from her other contributions to the world of babe sports stars.

Clitsome: My New Favourite Ice Hockey Player

In the tradition of legendary athletic heroes like Johnny Dickshot, Jung Bong, and Pete LaCock, comes NHL rookie and object of affection for snickering school boys everywhere—Columbus Blue Jacket Grant Clitsome.

The Worlds Largest Dodgeball Game

1,200 students, staff and faculty at the University of Alberta unofficially beat the Guinness World Record for the most players in a single dodgeball game.

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Welsh Rugby Player Andy Powell Arrested After Golf Buggy Drink-Driving Incident

Welsh Rugby player Andy Powell has been removed from the Wales squad for the RBS Six Nations with immediate effect.

Powell is due to appear in court next month charged with drink-driving after he was arrested with a golf buggy at a motorway services close to the Wales team hotel.

The 28-year-old Cardiff Blues forward was arrested early on Sunday morning, hours after his team beat Scotland 31-24 at the Millennium Stadium. Wales decided that Powell should be suspended from the squad for “behaviour contrary to the squad’s code of conduct”.

He was detained with another 28-year-old man at the service station near junction 33 of the M4 motorway, close to the spa hotel in the Vale of Glamorgan where his team were staying. South Wales Police said Powell was charged with “driving a mechanically propelled vehicle whilst unfit through drink”.

Wales team manager Alan Phillips admitted the player’s behaviour was unacceptable and gave no indication of when he would return to the squad.

John Terry Voted Dad Of The Year 2009

No comment! [Press Association]

Serie A Football To Allow Referees To Use Instant Replays

Italian referees can now use instant replay to determine if players used naughty language, and book them appropriately. Meanwhile, Bud Selig is still not sure about this “checking home runs” thing. [Football Italia]

John Terry Shouldn’t Feel So Special: Vanessa Perroncel Has Her Own Five a Side Team

Vanessa Perroncel didn’t just have a fling with John Terry, new reports say. Try three other Chelsea teammates. I don’t know if this makes Wayne Bridge feel better or worse.

There’s a hierarchy of British tabloids, and no one out-sleazes The Sun. So when they got scooped on Vanessa Perroncel cheating on Wayne Bridge, they did what they do best: and took it to the next level.

A source close to Vanessa last night told The Sun: “To say she’s a Chelsea Girl is a bit of an understatement.

Okay, no source actually said that. It’s a pun, and the paper made the quote up. But you learn to accept this. It goes on:

Vanessa has always had a thing for footballers and set her heart on becoming a kind of super-WAG. During each affair she was always a single girl. But by the time she got to John Terry she’d achieved her own five-a-side football team.

So, besides Bridge and Terry, that’s Adrian Mutu and Eidur Gudjohnsen, and another unnamed teammate.

Oh, and you have to love The Sun’s graphic, helpfully highlighting all the people she’s supposed to have slept with. Maybe the child, front row, center, is the mystery 5th man.

JT girl’s flings with 5 Chelsea stars [The Sun]