Not only is this young lady massively well endowed, she’s also not shy about flaunting her generous assets. In fact, compiling this little collection of snaps was rather trickier than you might imagine as it was quite hard to find pictures of her with any clothes on…

Charlotte Thomson – in the top ten of FHM’s 2009 High Street Honeys competition, is from our neck of the woods. Would love to write more, only I’ve got to go and read the phone book and find her address.

Ho Hum. It’s raining outside, you’ve just polished your array of skull drinking cups, nobody wants to go down the tavern with you, and all the princesses in the neighbourhood think you’re a total jerk. Nothing for it but to don the old armour and go on a crusading rampage, save up a load of [...]

The first pre-watershed lesbian kiss on TV made Anna Friel something of a sex-symbol, and she picked up the ball and ran with it. Thank goodness, as she’s a refreshing change from a lot of the heavily airbrushed, unnatural models, and seems to have managed to retain a deal of grounded reality, as well as those charming freckles.

So you wake up one morning and find yourself the most powerful and responsible man in the country. What’s the first order of business? Sort yourself out some really great arm-candy for all those boring political engagements. Best. First Lady. Ever.

Like PVC? Like young ladies? Then you need to become a kink photographer. “How?” I hear you ask… Well, apparently all you need is a dodgy hairdo, a polaroid camera and a pair of soiled dungarees. Not merely a single dungaree, mark you, but a pair.

Once you’ve had enough of the Canadian brickie’s life, you can hop on a plane to Europe and sample something a little more refined. Schone Deutsche Madchen, anyone?

All of this G20 stuff is sickening. Like burgers. I was whining about brutality in computer games a while back, but here’s a computer game that demonstrates, in a cute and cartooney way, exactly how much more ruthless, rapacious and brutal real life is. I recently watched my way through David Attenborough’s ‘Life On Earth’ [...]

This has got to be some form of copyright violation. Imagine if Halo was orange juice. This is Sunny Delight. I should think it’s horrible and tasteless and not like it at all. But I actually did. It might be tedious, it might be one paced. It might have a near identical progression of levels, [...]

Here is an incredibly good reason for moving to Canada and becoming a building labourer. If the caliber of lady is all of this standard over there I might even be able to put up with that wierd accent.